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CEO of Systems Corp.

Systems Corp. is a fictional R&D megacorporation within the Thing-Thing universe, which had apparently created Project 153, Project 154, Zeus, Poseidon, Hades and the other bio-weapons.

As a whole, it acts as the antagonistic force throughout the main series. They are most likely trying to manipulate life through genetic engineering, as at the end of Thing-Thing 4 when the CEO is going to use Project 154's body to refine the DNA splicing process.

Their slogan is "Innovating Life." They also have Wacky Tie Mondays in which employees would wear ties in wacky color schemes on Monday. They also have an extremely strict policy against their employees being lazy in their jobs, as seen in a poster in Thing-Thing 4 where slacking off would be punished by electrocution.

Trivia[]

  • The smug, scheming, cigar-chomping CEO of Systems Corp. is seen at the end of Thing-Thing 4, performing a monologue for 154 about the current financial state of the corporation after his rampages and the reasoning for hunting him down. In spite of the lost investments, he appears to only be slightly annoyed, suggesting that the purchasing power of the corporation has scarcely diminished if not temporarily stunted from growth.
  • Systems Corp. possesses the technology to reanimate dead bodies, for reasons unknown.
  • They have the resources and money to hire seemingly endless numbers of mercenaries to do their dirty work, such as hunting down rogue bio-weapons.
  • Weasel may have previously planned to name it "Bio Synthesis Corp." when developing Thing-Thing 2, as seen in the building of the world map.
  • Strangely, they can genetically engineer Stinky Beans in a special chamber, as seen in Thing-Thing 4.
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